Jokeof the Day

Thinking no one is home, a robber breaks into a house, only to find the frightened owners in bed watching TV.
"What's your name?" he says menacingly to the wife at gunpoint."E-E-Elizabeth,"she says.
"This is your lucky day,"he says.
"I can't shoot anyone named Elizabeth because that was my dear mother's name ." He turns to the husband."what is your name?"
"My name is Harry,"says the man. "But everyone calls me Elizabeth."